Clara’s Theme

AU where Arthur reads Merlin some poetry. And then makes up his own, which are really really horrible according to Merlin, but makes him smile nonetheless.
Doctor Who characters as associated with the twelve common character archetypes, discovered via this post
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
Oh my fucking god.
WHAT. HOW.
What a smooth talker he is, haha. That sort of pickup line would totally work on me.